Hi. Yeah. So it's been a while. Have a cow.
Hahahahaha
Remember that expression??
Yeah. But anyways. So what's been going on lately in the adventures of Danielle? Well.. I am currently feasting on a little ditty my roommate cooked up: shrimp. and cooked banana and dumplings. It's culture. I like it.
Anyway. Just recently I learned of the importance of making sure the trunk of your car is closed. all the way. I thought I had closed mine. But in the chaos of trying to dangle 10 heavy bags in my 2 weakling hands, perhaps I neglected to make sure. Two days later, I want to go to Target. Upon reaching my car, I notice that, hmm, my trunk looks a little weird. Is it closed all the way? NO, it wasn't. Alright. No big deal. I close it. I get in, turn the key in the ignition... Hey, isn't something supposed to happen here? Like some noise, followed by the hum and the vibration of an engine running?? What's wrong with this picture?? C'mon, baby, c'mon Suzanne.. you can do it.. But no luck. I had killed my baby girl.
Alright, yes. I know I'm writing weird and being a little overdramatic. But I'm not doing it to impress any of yew people. I am doing it for the sole purpose of amusing myself. I could give a rat's toenail about what any of you all have to think. I'm a very selfish person. [this is where ex nods head.]
But anyway, so finally, today, I got in touch with a friend of mine who has a car and he jump started my car for me. Cool beans. We're going to see a movie this weekend. Oh wait. Unless I go back home for Gasparilla. 'Didn't think about that. *shrug* Either way.
It's all good.
LJ