This is an email I just sent:
aaron, omigod, you need to give me your number in case something comes up. so many times, something happens and i wish i had the number to call you. aaron, i need someone to wash my dishes for me. i was washing a spoon and my mug, and the water was smelly in there so i dumped some of the water that was sitting in bowls and cups, etc. and when i was pushing the dishes aside to do that, i could have SWORN i saw some black slithery-like creature scatter to the drain. and now i'm so paranoid and petrified. i can't go near the dishes again. what if it's some water-bacteria created creature? what if it gets out of the sink? i'm having haunting visions of it growing six feet tall and it's going to come after me and poison me and kill me and i'm so scared and paranoid and i really need someone to wash my dishes for me!
if i knew how to do a scared face, i would put it right here.
seriously, i keep checking my back. i'm so scared it's gonna get out of the sink.
*scaredtremblingface*
help?