[This from a greeting card given to me by Hunbun..]
Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone Should Celebrate Hunukkah:
10. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney.
9. Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than dismantling and 8 foot tall pine tree.
8.Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake.
7. You get to learn cool new words, like "Kislev" and "farshtoonkeneh."
6. No brutal let-down when you discover Santa Claus isn't real.
5. Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how your menorah is blinding them senseless.
4. It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve.
3. In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could kick Frosty's butt.
2. No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your roof.
And, the Number One reason why everyone should celebrate Hanukkah is...
everyone gets loot!
LJ